Bowling Quotes

Simple but fun bowling quotes.  Who doesn’t love bowling?  It’s one of those games that will remain timeless.  If you’re currently a competitive bowler, then you know it takes more than most people realize to stay on top of your game.  It takes practice just like any other sport.  Whether you’re a competitive bowler or someone who simply enjoys to bowl, the bowling quotes below will keep you entertained for at least a couple minutes.

Featured Bowling Quotes

“We are all bowlers trying to reach our goals, but once we’ve hit the correct pin the rest will come tumbling down.”

“Life is like a bowling ball. If you shoot it carefully you might get a strike.” – Philippos

“Split happens.”

“Bowling is the ideal sport. It’s basically an hour of drinking beer occasionally interrupted by six seconds of exercise.”

“It’s not how you bowl, its how you roll.”

“Bowlers with goals succeed because they know where they’re going.

“No splits too wide if you got the balls.”

“You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!”

“Bowling Problem #78: When your bowling score would be a great score for golf.”

“Bowling. I like bowling, I’ve been getting into this bowling thing, it’s kinda fun.” – Queen Latifah

Bowling Quotes

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