Bowling Quotes

“We are all bowlers trying to reach our goals, but once we’ve hit the correct pin the rest will come tumbling down.”

“Life is like a bowling ball. If you shoot it carefully you might get a strike.” – Philippos

“Split happens.”

“Bowling is the ideal sport. It’s basically an hour of drinking beer occasionally interrupted by six seconds of exercise.”

“It’s not how you bowl, its how you roll.”

“Bowlers with goals succeed because they know where they’re going.

“No splits too wide if you got the balls.”

“You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!”

“Bowling Problem #78: When your bowling score would be a great score for golf.”

“Bowling. I like bowling, I’ve been getting into this bowling thing, it’s kinda fun.” – Queen Latifah


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